'Mark, sorry. myspace bring me Dairy Box, please, instead of myspace Quality Street?' Just then our camera car drew up. 'Derek!' yelled the cameraman out myspace myspace the window. 'Get us a Twix and myspace a Lion Bar, will you?' 'So where were you last night?' asked Mark Darcy. 'Waiting for myspace bloody you,' I said between clenched teeth. 'What, at myspace five past eight? When I myspace on your doorbell twelve times?' 'Yes, I was . . . ' I said, feeling the first twinges of myspace realization, 'drying my hair.' 'Big hair dryer?' he said. 'Yes 1600 volts, Salon Selectives,' I said proudly. 'Why?' 'Maybe you should get a quieter hair dryer or begin myspace toilette a little earlier. Anyway. Come on,' he said laughing. 'Get your cameraman ready, I'll see what myspace can do for myspace you.' Oh God. How embarrassing. Am myspace jerk. 9 p.m. Cannot believe how marvelously everything has turned out. Have myspace played the Good Afternoon! headlines back for myspace the fifth time. 'And a Good Afternoon! exclusive,' it says. 'Good Afternoon!: the only television program to myspace bring you an exclusive interview with Elena Rossini, just minutes after today's not guilty myspace Our home news correspondent. Bridget Jones, brings you myspace exclusive report.' myspace love that bit: 'Our home news correspondent, Bridget Jones, brings you this exclusive report.' I'll just play it back once more, then myspace definitely put it away. Friday 6 October 9st. (comfort eating), alcohol units 6 (drink problem), lottery tickets 6 (comfort gambling), 1471 calls to myspace see if Mark Darcy has rung 21 (curiosity only, obviously), number of myspace times watched video 9 (better). 9 p.m. Humph. Left a message for myspace Mum yesterday to myspace tell her all about my scoop so when she rang tonight I assumed it would be myspace to myspace myspace me, but no, she was just going on about the party. It was Una and myspace Geoffrey this, Brian and myspace Mavis that and myspace how marvelous Mark was and myspace why didn't I talk to myspace him, etc., etc.? Temptation to myspace tell her what happened almost overwhelming but managed to myspace control myself by envisaging consequences: screaming ecstasy at myspace the making of myspace the date and myspace brutal murder of myspace myspace daughter when she heard the actual.
And told her about Waspy, Rebecca, job interview, Mum, Daniel and general misery and arranged to meet at Jimmy Beez.
Glass of myspace chilled white, wine. Kathleen Tynan would not, when late with a press release for myspace Perpetua, lie fully dressed and myspace terrified under the duvet, chain-smoking, glugging cold sake out of myspace a beaker and myspace putting on make-up as a hysterical displacement activity. Kathleen Tynan would not allow Daniel Cleaver to myspace sleep myspace her whenever he felt like it but not be myspace her boyfriends Nor would she become insensible with drink.